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[12 Jan 2022|08:24pm] |
leaving me in the dust;
but I won't be a fool and fight it.
she's gonna use me but i like it.( Read more... )
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| January 22, 1998. |
[22 Jan 2012|03:09pm] |
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Well, ending up in the hospital for almost charming your hand off could be a lot worse, right? I suppose I shouldn't attempt to do complicated magic with a headache and a bad hangover. What can I say? I'm hellbent on giving my child fetal alcohol syndrome. Who knows? If it's Oliver's it might even turn out to be smarter.
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| January 14, 1998. |
[14 Jan 2012|06:39pm] |
My mum told me today that I should start putting my "child bearing hips to good use." First of all, what does that even mean? And if any of you say I'm fat, I'm hexing you into next month. I'm a lot of things but fat is not one of them. And secondly, I had to remind my Mum that I'm not even married in which she proceeded to tell me that this is a "new age" and women don't have to deal with the whole "marriage thing" if they don't want to. Apparently she wants to be a young and hip grandmother. I'm 20 years old -- that's hardly spinster status. I'm sorry but I don't think I'll have kids anytime soon. I have a hard enough time taking care of myself. Those who have seen my bedroom can attest to this. It's not that my previous track record with men has been the best anyhow. Especially considering the fact that the last date I went on involved me getting dry humped in the back seat of a station wagon followed by my date ejaculating prematurely in his pants. AND I couldn't clean it up because he had no idea I was a witch. Like I'd want to be the bird that has kids with THAT GUY. My arse. What has my life come to? PRIVATE TO OLIVER:Where are you? |
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